January 2012
i can't wait to get married
janeelovesyou216:
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
December 2011
Don't be dumb and drink and drive tonight. From...
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
If you were to stand in between two different time...
Today is Saturday, December 31. Reblog or you have...
heartache-became-myfriend:
When you're in school and you touch a piece of gum...
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
natibelmania:
me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
The 3 most common lies on the internet
lolsofunny:
1. I have read and agree to the terms of service
2. Status: Offline
3. Yes, I am over 18.
w-i-r-e-d:
guys i’m so excited to be alone on new years
and valentines day
and forever
1 tag
when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
When you see your friend with the person he/she...
myphil0sophy: